Let's get together for a drink and a bit of chit-chat in English.

We'll do our best to speak only in English as much as possible and we'll try not to be too grumpy, OK? 

We'll start at around 6:00 pm and pack up when we feel like it. Feel free to come at whatever time you wish and leave when you have had enough of "Shakespeare's language" for a day. Don't come too late though; there may be no-one left around to welcome you. ;-)

PS Please don't forget to pay for your drink, as I sometimes do. ;-) 
PPS Know your limits, you are responsible for your own safety.

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Here are some de-motivational quotes to put you in the right mood:

"Don't worry; everybody sucks at something!"

 
"If at first try you don't succeed, give up and try something else!"

"If you stay with the wrong person long enough, you will eventually run out of options and they'll become the right person."

The early worm gets eaten. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Happiness is just sadness that hasn't happened yet.

Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.

"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everybody else."

"It's never late to start again. Until it is."
 

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