Let's get together for a drink and a bit of chit-chat in English.

We'll do our best to speak only in English as much as possible and we'll try not to be too grumpy, OK? Oh, and please don't forget to pay for your drink, as I sometimes do. ;-) 

We'll start at around 6:00 pm and pack up when we feel like it. Feel free to come at whatever time you wish and leave when you have had enough of "Shakespeare's langauge" for a day. Don't come too late though; there may be no-one left around to welcome you. ;-)

PS Know your limits, you are responsible for your own safety.

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Here are some de-motivational quotes to put you in the right mood:

"If at first try you don't succeed, give up and try something else!"
"Look! You can't do it. Just go back to bed."

"If you stay with the wrong person long enough, you will eventually run out of options and they'll become the right person."
"It's never late to start again. Until it is."
"Don't worry; everybody sucks at something!"

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